Query: I live in Tampa. Nowww, there’s this one guy in Tallahassee who says he’s interested but he’s kind of dry. There’s this other guy in Miami I really like, but he ain’t got no money. Which one should I choose?

Answer: Probably neither. Tampa (Queen of Swords) is steady, reliable, and logical, but there’s no emotion or passion there. He looks good on paper, but not likely a man you can build a romantic relationship with. Miami (The Fool [reversed])… He seems like a great thrill, but your ass is most definitely falling off that fucking cliff with him! He’s not a release your inhibitions kind of thrill. He’s a Manhattan skyscraper roof jumping sort of thrill.